"Recent evidence shows that man is a direct descendant of the dog, rather than the ape, as had previously been believed. Some are closer to their roots than others."

"A disease that can strike at any age. How it is caught is a mystery but when one day you look in the mirror and see that mark upon your face...it's a sickener."

"Why 97? It could just have easily been 970 or 9700. Just take a short walk around town and you soon lose count of the deformities. By the way- what's that growing on your back?"

"A real kitchen-sink drama. This kind of thing happens all the time and it leaves a nasty stain on the shag-pile."

"Now listen; these freaks we're talking about, they're just normal people gone a bit wrong, that's all. Something happened to them and they never got over it. Now they walk around in a daze with twisted innards and blank faces, wanting to join in but too scared to make the jump. It's sad but don't bother crying; they still eat and drink and
watch t.v. just like anyone else.
And they smoke."

"In France they ask 'Where?'
But we say: O.U."

"WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA
NOW WE ALL LIVE ON COSMETICS & GARAGE FOOD...
WE MIGHT LOOK ROUGH BUT WE'VE GOT BEAUTIFUL INSIDES.
BUT EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT-
JUST AS LONG AS YOU MIND THE LOW-FLYING TELEVISIONS."

"WELL DO YOU?
And why did you choose them?
Was it the drink of the time of year
or the position of the planets?

or was it just their hair?"

"WHAT ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF? (AND REMEMBER- SHOVE IT IN SIDEWAYS)"

"PLEASE DELIVER US FROM MATCHING SWEATERS AND 'CHICKEN IN THE ROUGH', FROM EVENINGS SAT ON COUPLE ROW ADMIRING THE FLOCK, FROM SUNDAYS SPENT PARADING THE AISLES OF MEADOWHALL. WE DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS. IT'S BAD FOR OUR HEALTH. DO SOMETHING SOON OR IT'S CURTAINS (just as long as they match with the walls and the sofa)."

"The summer of '89: CentreForce FM; Santa Pod, Sunrise 5000, 'Ecstasy Airport', ride the white horse, the strings of life, dancing at motorway service stations, falling asleep at the wheel on the way home. There's so many people- it's got to mean something, it needs to mean something, surely it must mean someting.
IT DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING."

"We shall fight them in 'The Beeches'-- and 'Tha Stag' and 'The King's Head' if it comes to that. You know the score- ten blokes with 'taches in short-sleeved white shirs telling you that you're the weirdo.

Fear not brothers and sisters- we shall prevail.
Live on."

"THERE IS A WAR IN PROGRESS--
DON'T BE A CASUAL(TY). THE TIME TO
DECIDE WHOSE SIDE YOU'RE ON IS HERE.
CHOOSE WISELY. STAY ALIVE IN '95."

"YEAH. IT'S ALL OVER NOW; YOU'VE PAID YOUR MONEY AND TAKEN YOUR CHOICE. BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW-
I REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE THING."

"Please understand. We don't want no trouble.
We just want the right to be different.
That's all."

"SO DO YOU EXPECT US TO START DRINKING PORT AND LEMON ALL OF A SUDDEN? THE RAVE IS ON. LEAVE YOUR WHEELCHAIR OUTSIDE."

"TAKING IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE MARROWBONE. HOLD TIGHT."

"NOW IS THE TIME OF THE QUICKENING.
BY THE WAY- THAT GOES IN THERE."

"Uncle Pyschosis Sez: IF YOU DIDN'T COME TO PARTY WHY DID YOU COME HERE?"

"Uncle Psychosis Sez: PARTY HARDER (IS THAT POSSIBLE?)"

"IT'S OK TO GROW UP- JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GROW OLD.
FACE IT...YOU ARE YOUNG."